Barry McGee & The New Cool Racism

Nowadays, racism comes with a wink. It provokes the same kind of uncomfortable laughter as a roomful of pasty graphic designers kicking around the N-word like a hackey sack.
We’ve been seeing the New Cool Racism popping up here and there for about five years now, but 2006 appears to be the year when it got safe enough for corporate money start buying in. We almost wish these guys would have started being racist back when it was actually edgy. Now we’ve got two reasons to hate on them: Not only are they ignorant hypocrites, they’re also late to the party.
Two examples:
1. Adidas’ new Barry McGee shoe, which comes with a bucktoothed Chinese guy stitched on the tongue. (The fact that McGee is half Asian might matter of this were a work of art and not a sneaker design.)
2. Cartoon Network’s new “Minoriteam,” a group of superheroes who use their intensely stereotyped powers to defeat evil. We’ve got the mustachioed and sombreroed “El Jefe,” with his Leafblower 3000, Dr. Wang, the human calculator, etc. etc. etc.
Sure, you can try to pass this off the New Cool Racism a sly commentary on just how far we’ve come. But multibillion dollar corporations need to think twice before jumping on the bandwagon. If you can’t get the racism out of your own boardroom, don’t expect us to laugh when you stick it on your product.
Turner Broadcasting’s “Minoriteam”
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Deeper Pockets Love Them Trench Coats

Once worn only by pervy exhibitionists and mustard gassed world warriors, we’re now seeing the trench coat draped over the better backs and shoulders that only a season ago were clad in fake leather
bombers and Members Only jackets. The fellows like it because it makes them believe they are detectives. The ladies like it because the belt option gives them inch-by-inch control over their silhouette. The V for Vendetta guy likes it because its roomy interior leaves plenty of room for his many knives. And we like it because it’s further confirmation of one of our big 2006 predictions—that all things Goth would come to pass.

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