Evil Knievel Fails To Cheat Death For The First Time
R.I.P. Robert Craig Knievel, Jr., R.I.P
Campaign Kung Fu
As Vulture Droppings monitors the ongoing hostage situation at the Hillary ‘08 Rochester, NH campaign office, we couldn’t help but wish that Mike Huckabee supporters Chuck Norris and Ric Flair were actually Hillary proponents and that they were on hand to dose out some tag team justice. We also wish Chuck Norris would stick to his Walker Texas Ranger denim duds instead of dressing like a transexual Andy Warhol.
Sensual Seduction Leads to Sexual Eruption
The moment we’ve all been waiting for happened today. Snoop Dogg’s music video for Sexual Eruption/Sensual Seduction came out today and it’s just so hot I want to drop it like it’s hot… seriouzly its got a keytar and VCR graphics at the beginning and the end. Woof woof.
P.S. And a fog machine!
From the Department of F’d Up
According to our good friends at the New York Times, the N.Y.P.D. has been placing dummy lost items around town and then busting people who pick them up and walk past a uniformed police officer without turning in the found item. Read all about it in Jim Dwyer’s article “Dragnet That Ensnares Good Samaritans, Too”. Wow, that’s kinda totally f’d up.
Bringing Home the Bacon
Dan is a dude that likes bacon, among other flavorful, artisan food items. In fact, Dan made a website he called The Grateful Palate to disseminate his favorite fine food and fine-food related items to the plebes. In addition to operating a bacon-of-the-month club, Dan also stocks a variety of bacon-related accessories. Two pork pieces of advice: don’t pig out and don’t wrap your Ramadan gifts in the bacon gift wrap.
Meet Mister Splashy Pants, The New Greenpeace Whale
From a list of contenders that ranges from Aiko, which means “little love” in Japanese, to Yarrindi, which means “song” in Aboriginal, Mister Splashy Pants is poised to take the title in the Greenpeace Name-A-Whale Competition. Greenpeace seems to be a little po’d, especially because a large number of pro-Mister-Splashy-Pants votes came from a single IP address somewhere in Arizona.
In fact, Greenpeace provided a nice little graph of clicks per minute over time courtesy of the Mister-Splashy-Pants fan on their blog.
Two Cavities In One
Everyone’s first time is a little scary, or so we thought. If we ever have spawn we’re going to show them this film so many times they won’t want to have sex until after they die.
Thanksgiving Leftovers
As long as we’re still eating leftovers, it seems like it’s still ok to talk about Thanksgiving; we ate two pieces of pumpkin pie for breakfast. After that and our Cyber Monday shopping chores, we got pointed to this wonderful Thanksgiving reenactment staring Christopher Walken and John Madden by You Ain’t No Picasso.
P.S. YouTube has added some nice advertisements in the lower third.
Cyber Monday Is the New Black Friday
Online shoppers lined up outside websites early this Monday morning in hopes of finding great holiday deals from hundreds of participating e-tailers in what has become known as Cyber Monday. An estimated 72 million shoppers will go online in hopes of finding deals or elusive items that evaded them on Black Friday, the traditional post-Thanksgiving kickoff of the holiday retail season. Promoted heavily by National Retail Federation member shop.org, Cyber Monday sales are expected to hit an all time high this year with estimates hovering around 700 million doll hairs. We’d tell you more about this new commercial phenomenon but we’ve been trying to find somewhere that still has a Wii in stock all work-day long.
Internet Releases Comprehensive Video Summary of Itself
In a surprise move, the Internet released a complete abridged video history of itself at the end of last month. Available on YouTube, the four minute and thirty second film includes everything of note that has happened on the Internet since its invention by former Vice President Albert Arnold “Al” Gore, Jr. during the early 1990s.
Compiled by Cakke, the video includes such popular Internet favorites as Technoviking, Star Wars Kid and Noah, as well as the infamous Britney Girl, Numa Numa, The Diet Coke & Mentos Experiments and of course, the forever lovable OK Go. Just when you thought you were going to have to spend a whole weekend catching up on that whole Internet phenomenon, the Internet comes through for you. Bravo!
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