Presidential Paintball Is Sapping Our Productivity
Wow. What a great way to waste time at work. Play as your favorite candidate in an attempt to paintball your political foes to an early election death. There’s no Secret Service protection to worry about, Fred Thompson didn’t make the cut and John Edwards tans seven days a week.
Think That Wikipedia Could Use More Hot Chicks? Say Hello To Chickipedia
Chickipedia is here and it is definitely not queer, well just until they add a hot lesbian category. Browse by hot chick category, pick a random hot chick (the most amazing feature on any website ever), or upload your own hot chick photos. The chickibilities are endless…and sex-ay!
via, TWBE
The Movie Poster For Machete is Amazing – Now Where is the Movie?
Ever since we saw the faux-trailer for the Danny Trejo “Mexploitation” film Machete preceding the underrated gross-out/stalker fest Grindhouse, we’ve been praying that Robert Rodriguez would turn it into a full-length. Go ahead, witness the pure awesomeness that is Machete (again and again if need be):
Some say Rodriguez is already working on it and it’s gonna be a direct to DVD release, but others argue that all plans have been scrapped. So what if Grindhouse wasn’t a success? The bottom line is that if there was ever a time when this country needed to see a Mexican day laborer-turned-mercenary seek revenge on the corrupt politicians who hired him…the time is now! Give Trejo the guns, give him ALL the guns!
Alvin and Gordon from "Ninja: Silent Assassin" Win Ninja Fashion Award
There are a whole lot of stereotypes floating around that great big world outside of our windows and today we would like to address one of them: ninjas do not have to dress in black. Before you totally freak out and try to pick a fight with us, watch the clip below from 1987’s Ninja: Silent Assassins and ruminate on the issue for a few minutes. Why shouldn’t a ninja be allowed to wear a purple snake-skin vest if he or she chooses? We also like how these dudes’ headbands make it very clear what they are all about.
"Internet Party" Tells It Like It Is
Cracked.com’s new video puts the Internet’s hottest sites into perspective with this occasionally funny look at living within the womb of the web.
Zimbabwean 10-Million-Dollar Bill Issued
Things aren’t exactly cheap in Zimbabwe. With an annual inflation rate of 150,000 percent, the average cost of a hamburger is somewhere around 15 million Zimbabwean dollars. To make the hyper-inflation easier on its citizens, Zimbabwe’s central bank printed up some new 10-million Zimbabwean dollar bills and put them into circulation on Friday. 10-million-dollar bills? That is so much sweeter than our Sacagawea golden dollars.
Ladies, Make Your Ass Phater With Booty Pop Panties
Booty Pop Panties. See for yourself. As for our commentary, sometimes it’s best to shut up and let the experts talk.
"Shrooms" The Movieâ€â€Will It Suck?
Well, it may not be as good as Howards End or Unaccompanied Minors, but Shrooms promises to be something that you have to pay ten bucks for if you want to see it in the theater. Unfortunately, we think this film will probably live in limbo between awesomely bad and boring. Oh well. We can’t wait for The Asylum’s remake.
Citroen Apologizes To Chinese For Mao Ads
French automaker Citroen is all apologies over a recent Spanish ad campaign that depicted a sneering Mao Zedong with the caption “It’s true, we are leaders, but at Citroen the revolution never stops.” The ads hit a little to close to home for many Chinese, who posted a large number of complaints on Internet forums. Apparently, despite China’s adaption of a free-market economic policy, the Chinese have yet to trade in Mao’s little red book for Kelley’s little blue book.
Graziano Cecchini Frees His Balls On Rome’s Spanish Steps
Italian artist Graziano Cecchini released 500,000 plastic balls down Rome’s Spanish Steps early this week in another art stunt intended to draw attention to society’s state of “malaise.” Last October Cecchini dyed the waters of the Trevi Fountain red for similar reasons. We don’t know about you guys, but we’re not so sure about this malaise crap. Turning your city into a giant Chuck E. Cheese for an afternoon seems pretty darn exciting.
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