Golden Shellback Spalsh Proof Coatings: That’s Amazing!
Thanks to the dude at Golden Shellbackâ€â€shout out to our boy Papyrusâ€â€you can now put any of your consumer electronics into a glass of ice water without worrying about harming them. It’s really useful. Seriously. Like Captain John Conrad said, “When Sid dropped his blackberry into the bucket of water my jaw dropped with it. I could hardly believe the result.” In fact, right now the laptop we’re writing this on is sitting in a bucket of water. Un-freaking-believable!
Coming Soon to a DVD Player Near You! Behind Enemy Lines II: Axis of Evil
Well, the only saving grace of the original Behind Enemy Lines was the fact that it starred Owen Wilson in a serious role based on a true story. This way, when you watch the movie your left brain is telling you you’re possibly watching the worst movie ever made, while your right brain, deceived by the presence of Owen Wilson is thinking that maybe you’re watching some extremely dark war satire. However, seeing as how Behind Enemy Lines II: Axis of Evil doesn’t have that going for it, it is quite possible this will be the worst film produced since Thomas Edison’s A Field of Wheat.
Korean Drummer Steals The Show
It’s really great to run into someone that loves what they do for a living. This drummer is more animated than Speedy Gonzalez, and he’s got more stage presence than the rest of his ensemble combined.
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WitchDating.com: The Hex Is Hot and Heavy
No, seriously. Witches, warlocks, Wiccans, etc. get lonely too. It ain’t easy being heathen in this day and age, and having another Pagan that will stand by you no matter what spell gets cast on you is worth more than a lifetime supply of eye of newt. The founder of WitchDating.com must be up to her warts in cash money.
Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrnarrrrrrhhhhh! Babies.
This One Is For you Sophia
TV Land will never be the same without you Estelle Getty.
Rashing It Out On Your Track Bike
Nothing says summer like a day at the velodrome. With fast bikes and faster babes, it’s totally the place to hang out during the warmer months. One gear is more than enough…
Fu*k High Gas Prices!
Give it to the man! Apparently, there was a 10-year-old kid in the cab along with his dad. What’s he thinking right now? Coolest dad ever! It’s kind of likeâ€â€but way betterâ€â€the time our Dad said, “don’t tell Mom!” and then pulled a u-turn over the highway median. Yeah, dads can be pretty cool sometimes.
Andy Yorke: Let Down and Hanging Around
Sadly, all brothers aren’t created equal. In fact, sometimes one of them is really talented and the other one is the opposite of really talented. It looks like Thom Yorke got the gene that makes you sing well and have a lazy eye, while his brother, Andy did not. Jealous Andy?
Reality TV Steers Away From Friend Making
We thought reality television was supposed to bring people together…
This Woman Snores Like A Duck
Cleveland: The Land Where Bears Are Made Of Cardboard
Louisiana Government Loves Themselves Some Halle Berry
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