Nuclear Power Plants Turn To Craigslist For Recruiting Efforts
Westinghouse Electric Company is building dozens and dozens of nuclear power plants all over the world and they need you, Craigslist prowler, to work for them. Westinghouse Electric Company also posted this missed connection: Cute Brunette Outside Reactor Room 4â€â€you looked so cute even though you were vomiting blood and your hair was coming out in clumps. Wish I’d had the nerve to talk to you but I’m shy… you were stunninggggg.
Celebrate July 4th With "A True American Independent"
We’ve been talking about this for a long time and really, while grilled meat, potato salad and kegs of pee beer are all well and good, maybe this year is the year to change up your Independence Day routine a little bit. Our forefathers would probably understand.
Some Blogs Are Better Than Others
Like Sorry I Missed Your Party. It’s “pictures of other people’s parties from Flickr.” Now you never have to miss out on other people’s fun again… As one astute reader pointed out, this midget stripper looks suspiciously like the midget cheating with the cheating policman’s wife in the 10th chapter of R. Kelly’s opus “hip-hopera” Trapped in the Closet. Judge for yourself.
This Woman Snores Like A Duck
Cleveland: The Land Where Bears Are Made Of Cardboard
Louisiana Government Loves Themselves Some Halle Berry
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