JAPANESE IMPERSONATORS TAKE "WE ARE THE WORLD" TO NEW HEIGHTS
We here at the Vulture don’t speak a lick of Japanese, so we can’t tell if there’s a reason for the awesome madness, but we can tell this much: Japanese people do awesome impersonations of blind American heroes. Also, we’re pretty sure that’s Yoko Ono as Michael Jackson.
No Really, Don’t Cross The Tracks
If it weren’t for complete idiots like this guy, so many more PSAs would be oh so boring.
Richard Dawkins Reads Selections From His Inbox
Richard Dawkins is one smart dude, but some people just can’t get around his atheist beliefs. What better way to let Dick know how you feel than sending him an email that really shows him what’s up?
Cocky Capoeira Fighter Eats Instant Karma Knuckle Sandwich
Maybe he should just stick with break dancing?
Corpse "Still Standing" For Wake
Angel Pantoja Medina wanted to “remain standing” after falling down dead. For the last three days the 24-year-old Puerto Rican has been chillin’ in the corner of his mother’s living room thanks to a special embalming technique. While his wake is certainly unusual, Medina doesn’t have anything on James Henry Smith, a fervent Pittsburgh Steelers fan who spent his own viewing in a mockup of his game day living room.
Guitar Hero, High School Zero
16-year-old Blake Peebles of Raleigh, North Carolina finally convinced his parents to let him drop out of school and pursue his Guitar Hero career full time. (Read the full story in The News & Observer.) After winning about $1,000 worth of prizes including 52 Chick-fil-A combo meals, “Dreminem,” as he’s known on X-Box Live, realized that high school/college was for chumps and decided that his best hopes for a fruitful existence lay in his Guitar Hero III abilities. Good luck Blake. Chris Chike is waiting.
Photo Credit: Corey Lowenstein, The News & Observer.
American Public Battles Confusion As Russian Army Invades Georgia
Dear m1a1mike,
What the hell are you talking about? We’re on the ground here in Georgia and everything is going to sh*t. We shot this video footage today. Get out while you can!
Dumb-Ass Takes Dumb-Ass To New Heights
There’s just nothing like hitting your personal effects off a very tall cliff with 9-iron. Maybe he should have used his sand wedge…
Burger King Employee Bathes In Burger King Kitchen Sink
Everyone is up in arms over this dude’s dude personal hygiene habits, but really, we find this kind of comforting. At least for a few hours afterward, every Whopper Jr. he served was free of body lice and scabies. It probably would have been more effective if he’d dipped himself in a deep fryer full of molten trans-fat, but this is probably the best your gonna get.
The Idea Man
The Idea Man of Dayton, Ohio is perhaps the most enlightened being ever to have graced the pages of the Internet. Seriously, this guy knows a whole lot you never will, and then some, that is to say after the change in the flow of his mentality. Placenta?
This Woman Snores Like A Duck
Cleveland: The Land Where Bears Are Made Of Cardboard
Louisiana Government Loves Themselves Some Halle Berry
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