No Thanksgiving With The Joneses
If you’re running short on time/patience this Thanksgiving, don’t look for help from folks at Jones Soda. Instead of offering their traditional Turkey and Gravy cola this year (which is a great substitute for turkey), they’re going with three safer-sounding flavors: Candy Cane, Pear Tree, and Mele Kalikimaka (?). Thanks for nothing, Jones Soda.
To Jones Soda, GROW A PAIR.
To everyone else, Happy Thanksgiving.
First Footage Of Transformers 2 Leaked
Watch the first three minutes of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.
Seems like Michael Bay and company are going for a more realistic approach this time around.
Pinky The Cat Is The Perfect Christmas Gift
If you were thinking about getting your loved one a pet for Christmas, Hanhukkah, Kuanzaa, or Festivus, you might want to consider this adorable little fella. The video appears to be a bit dated, but we’re sure little Pinky’s still available.
Just In Time For Thanksgiving: Turbaconducken
This one’s pretty self-explanatory. It’s a turducken (chicken stuffed in duck stuffed in turkey) wrapped in bacon.
Humor us for a moment. Turducken’s greatness comes from its 1-2-3 poultry punch. Doesn’t adding pork kinda mess up that harmony? Why not, and we know this might blow some minds out there, wrap the turducken in turkey bacon. Keep the birds with the birds and the pigs with the pigs.
We WILL say this in favor of this new dish: Thank you for removing the word “turd” from turducken. Turbaconducken sounds slightly more delicious.
It’s All Fun And Games Until American Idol Breaks Your Heart
You know that episode of The Simpsons where Bart pinpoints the exact moment Lisa rips Ralph’s heart? Well this video is a lot like that, except instead of Lisa doing the ripping, it’s American Idol, and instead of Ralph being the recipient of the heartbreak, it’s a bunch of little girls.
Moment of heart rippage: 0:36
Enjoy
Meow Mix Grandma
This video is really sweet until you realize the cat’s dead and the old lady eats nothing but dry cat food.
Check out a creepy version of the video here.
Haha, just kidding about the dead cat thing. We’re not sure if it’s alive or not since it’s not really moving…
Evangelical Baby In Philadelphia
Who knew Evangelical Baby was a Phillies fan!
"The Ultimate Patent Pending Machine That Will Change Our Country From A Fat One To A Fit One"
Fat people rejoice! You are about to witness SpeedFit, the greatest fitness invention EVER! Don’t worry about things like how it stops, or what happens when it goes downhill, or even if a bicycle is a better alternative. Just concentrate on the fact that the SpeedFit is great, and you being fat isn’t.
This video has three fantastic things going for it: A great invention, amazing music, and inspirational writing that is nothing short of poetic. (See if you can catch the title of this entry scrolling by).
Please take the time to visit SpeedFit’s gem of a website.
Also, an astute YouTube commenter pointed out Mystery Science Theater 3000 prophesied the coming of this wonderful piece of machinery (start the video at 3:30)
So without further ado, we present you with the SpeedFit.
Lamest Woman Ever!
Don’t worry, Honey, we weren’t planning on flirting with you anyway.
Look Who’s Preggers Again
Nearly five months after giving birth to a girl, Thomas Beatie, the world’s first pregnant man, has announced he’s pregnant again.
Someone hasn’t heard of the two-year rule.
This Woman Snores Like A Duck
Cleveland: The Land Where Bears Are Made Of Cardboard
Louisiana Government Loves Themselves Some Halle Berry
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