Best Astrology Song You Will Ever Hear
Harvey Sid Fisher loves to sing songs about zodiac signs, and the world is that much better for it. Not only does the man possess a magnificent voice, but he makes one hell of a video, too. Adding the mysterious dancing women is a stroke of genius!
Harvey Sid Fischer, we salute you!
Man Plays 100 TV & Movie Themes In 10 Minutes
He challenges YOU to name them all. Admittedly, we could not name them all. However, this is not our fault, as many of these tunes were way before our time. (This is the only rational explanation.)
Oh, and by the way, where’s the Heathcliff tune? Obviously, this British man with considerable piano skills has different (read: worse) tastes in entertainment than we do.
The Breakfast Song: The Most Controversial Song In The World
We’ve grown up hearing that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. It’s so important, that if we skip it just once, we’ll get cancer all over and blow up. No kidding!
That’s why this song is so controversial. It goes against everything that nutritionists have been drilling to our heads since birth. It sounds like a Denny’s menu being sung to you with the words “no more” thrown in before every delicious item. Heed its words at your own risk, for we cannot assure you that you won’t explode if you skip breakfast.
’80s Saturday Morning Watchmen
Today is the day geeks have been waiting for for the better part of twenty years, for it is the day Watchmen is finally released in theaters. Throughout that time, fanboys have had their hearts jerked around with rumors about who would direct and star in the film adaptation.
At one point, Terry Gilliam was set to direct with Robin Williams as Rorschach, Jamie Lee Curtis as Silk Spectre, Richard Gere as Nite Owl, and Gary Busey as The Comedian. (Now that’s a wreck we’d love to see!)
Other notable directors who were attached to the project were Paul Greengrass, Michael Bay, and Darren Aronofsky.
The wait is finally over, geeks, so go enjoy your precious little Watchmen flick. Us, we’re staying right at home and watching the ’80s Saturday morning cartoon version.
The Worst Product Name In The History Of Product Names
There are some awful product names out there, but none come close to out-awfuling the awfulness that was Ayds diet candy. Sure, saying “Drink cock soup” is funny, but it’s not taboo enough to make it hilarious. Telling someone to go on the Ayds diet to lose weight is just so mean, so awful, that it’s GREAT!
And yes, these were real.
Riding In Cars With Camels
Proof that one should NEVER take a road trip with camels.
We understand how appealing the idea might be, why with their cuddly faces and cool humps, but don’t do it, man. All them camels’ll do is take up room and imitate those insufferable Wassup Budweiser commercials. And they smell up a storm, too. (Good luck convincing a camel to wait for the next rest stop.)
In short, don’t give a camel a ride. Instead, let them give you a ride.
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