This Father’s Day, Get Dad The Gift He Really Wants: The UroClub, The Golf Club You Pee Into

admin — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 15:41:02 +0000

Before you pay for that tie this Father’s Day, answer this question: Can Dad pee in it?

If he can’t, you’re wasting your mulah. Listen, Dad’s not getting any younger, and the older he gets, the more he’ll have to pee every five seconds and the more he’ll appreciate the mind-blowingly dull sport of golf. Show Dad how much you love him by getting him a gift that says, “I understand the changes you’re going through and they’re nothing to be ashamed of.” Get him a golf club he can pee into.

Clearly, the UroClub’s best feature is the little green towel that covers your junk. With that handy rectangular piece of cotton fabric, you go from “degenerate urinating in golf course” to “classy golfer checking out his clubs while standing strangely still.”

Order your UroClub today!

If you’re still not sold on the UroClub (or doubt that it’s real), watch this.

Maintain Your Dignity In The Crapper With The Comfort Wipe

admin — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 22:05:14 +0000

Did you know that we’ve been wiping our own asses for OVER 100 YEARS! That’s insane, right? You’d think we’d have invented some better way of cleaning our poopers by now. (And if you’re thinking bidet, you’re stupid. No one wants to squirt freezing-cold water up their butts.)

Luckily, the deft (and trustworthy) people at Telebrands have struck gold yet again with the Comfort Wipe. Basically, it’s an 18″ plastic butt-wiping stick.

And can you believe they’re ONLY $19.99 (plus $7.99 shipping)!

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This Father’s Day, Get Dad The Gift He Really Wants: The UroClub, The Golf Club You Pee Into

Maintain Your Dignity In The Crapper With The Comfort Wipe