If you woke up this morning wondering what the Louisiana State House of Representative has been up to lately, you’ll be happy to know that they’ve been keeping busy singing inappropriate songs about Halle Berry.

Here are the lyrics.

Well then, you’d get this:

Why has it taken SIXTEEN YEARS for this video to come out?

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This site answers the age-old question: Are celebrities still beautiful with upside-down faces?

You be the judge!

Upside-down Travolta totally looks Thumb-Man! Also, he looks like he probably slobbers a lot. (We wouldn’t trust upside-down Travolta to pilot our plane.)

Mr. No Legs truly is amazing. Watch him take down goon after goon using just his two hands and crotch stump. He’s also equipped with a killer wheelchair that features ninja stars and side-mounted shotguns. Mess with Mr. No Legs at your own peril. (Though your chances of surviving an encounter with him are nil.)

We’re not ones to judge people by their appearance, but there’s no way in hell you’ll catch us having a beer with this belly-shirt-wearing, man-voiced, clinically-depressed giant baby duck. Dude, you’re just creepy, and your little song there isn’t helping you out one bit.

You want our advice? Get rid of the ridiculous hat, plush bow tie, belly shirt and diaper, and go buy yourself a suit. It doesn’t matter how old you are, Baby Huey, but if you sound like a man, then you are a man, so dress the part. And get a haircut while you’re at it, your current one looks stupid.

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