Folks, you’re watching history. This is the first time ever a bird has taken a poop where it’s supposed to. Emil the 10-year-old parrot is an inspiration to birds everywhere (we know a thing or two about bird droppings). This means all you birds out there are gonna have to start dropping the kiddies off at the pool, not on our cars. If you fail to do this, we’re going to punish you like we would a human (bullet to the face).